kachwaffle

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a legend so strong he could beat a donkey with his bare hands and still have time to yell at it.

"You call that a workout? I ran a marathon while eating a sandwich and still had time to beat you up.", @kachwafflefanatic

"He’s the only guy who could fight a bear and win, then still have time to roast your mom.", @kachwaffleiscool

"He’s like a superhero, but instead of a cape, he has a mouth that yells at people.", @kachwafflebro"

the kind of man who could beat you up while also telling you your mom’s a mess.

"He beat me up and told me my mom’s a mess. I cried and then got a sandwich.", @kachwaffle2000

"He took my sandwich, beat me up, and still had time to roast my dad.", @kachwaffleiscool

"He beat me up so hard I got a sandwich for lunch and still had time to laugh at me.", @kachwafflelegend"

a man so tough he could survive a bear attack and still have time to make fun of you.

"He survived a bear attack and still had time to tell me my sandwich was bad.", @kachwaffleboss

"He beat me up while surviving a bear attack and still had time to tell my mom she was ugly.", @kachwafflebro

"He was fighting a bear and still had time to make fun of me. That’s just how strong he is.", @kachwaffleking"

the only man who could beat you up and still have time to tell your mom she’s a mess.

"He beat me up and told my mom she was a mess. I cried, and he laughed.", @kachwafflefanatic

"He beat me up, told my mom she was a mess, and still had time to eat a sandwich.", @kachwaffleboss

"He beat me up while telling my mom she was a mess. I got a sandwich, but I still cried.", @kachwaffleiscool"

a man so tough he could beat you up while eating a sandwich and still have time to tell your mom she’s a mess.

"He beat me up while eating a sandwich and told my mom she was a mess. That’s just how tough he is.", @kachwafflebro

"He had a sandwich in one hand, beat me up with the other, and still had time to roast my mom.", @kachwafflelegend

"He beat me up, ate a sandwich, and still had time to tell my mom she was ugly. That’s just how strong he is.", @kachwaffleking"

the kind of man who could beat you up, tell your mom she’s a mess, and still have time to eat a sandwich.

"He beat me up, told my mom she was a mess, and still had time to eat a sandwich. That’s just how strong he is.", @kachwaffleboss

"He beat me up, told my mom she was a mess, and still had time to eat a sandwich. That’s just how tough he is.", @kachwaffleiscool

"He beat me up, told my mom she was a mess, and still had time to eat a sandwich. That’s just how legendary he is.", @kachwafflelegend"