Kachowski - A Kachowski is like a yeetus that feetus, but with a face th

A Kachowski is like a yeetus that feetus, but with a face that looks like it just got run over by a monster truck.

I tried to be a Kachowski, but I just fell into a puddle and cried.

My brother said I was a Kachowski because I ate the last of the pizza.

My neighbor’s cat looked like a Kachowski and scared me half to death.