Kachowski

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A Kachowski is a one-eyed monster with the body of a car and arms like a green freak. It’s like a fart that turned into a race car and got angry.
My cousin’s a Kachowski. He’s always screaming at traffic lights.
I saw a Kachowski in my dreams. It chased me with a spatula.
My teacher said I was a Kachowski for drawing on the desks.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Kachowski is a fast, ugly cunt who looks like a monster car with one eye and a face that screams at you.
That girl in class is a Kachowski. She runs faster than a pizza delivery man.
My dog saw a Kachowski and started barking like a madman.
I got a D because I said my math teacher was a Kachowski.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Kachowski is like a cross between a monster and a car. It’s the reason why you failed art class and your mom cried.
My friend drew a Kachowski on the wall. The principal was so mad he yelled like a dinosaur.
I had a nightmare about being a Kachowski. I woke up screaming and crying.
My dad said I was a Kachowski because I ate all the cookies.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Kachowski is like a yeetus that feetus, but with a face that looks like it just got run over by a monster truck.
I tried to be a Kachowski, but I just fell into a puddle and cried.
My brother said I was a Kachowski because I ate the last of the pizza.
My neighbor’s cat looked like a Kachowski and scared me half to death.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Kachowski is a monster car with one eye that you get when you’re so angry you turn into a frog and start screaming.
I got a Kachowski after my mom yelled at me for getting a C.
My brother turned into a Kachowski when he ate too much candy.
I saw a Kachowski in the park and it scared my dog.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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A Kachowski is a girl who can run like a monster car and eat lean cuisine and takis for breakfast. She’s so fast, she can even take down a toilet with coffee.
That girl in my class is a Kachowski. She ran past me and screamed like a monster.
I saw a Kachowski drink coffee and it was like a superhero moment.
My sister is a Kachowski and she once ran over my toy car.
by Slangipedia 9d ago
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