kachology
A strange lifestyle followed by people who think ancient stuff is cool. They believe in charity, but only if it’s done right. They wear weird hair and clothes that look like they were picked from a donut box and they listen to music that sounds like it was made by a donut factory.
My brother joined a kachology group and now he wears a beard that looks like a donut and listens to music that sounds like a donut exploding.
At school, my friend tried to draw a donut and it looked like a rock from ancient times.
I saw a guy in the street wearing a shirt that said 'I’m not a weirdologist, I’m a kachologist' and he was eating a donut like it was a sacred offering.