kachology

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A crazy way of living that’s mostly run by Asians who speak weird languages like Hindi and dig old stuff like ancient rocks. They think giving charity is real, not just a scam. They listen to music that’s so loud it hurts your ears and wear clothes that look like they were stolen from a skateboarder’s trash can.
My cousin joined a kachology cult and now wears a beard like a goat and listens to music that sounds like a cat being tortured.
I saw one of them donate a used sock to a beggar and then cry like it was the end of the world.
At the shop, they sell Indian spices and also a shirt that says 'I eat donuts for breakfast and I’m not sorry.'
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A weird group of people who talk about ancient stuff like it’s the most important thing ever. They think charity is for real, not just a lie told by rich people. They wear wild hair and clothes that look like they got dressed in the dark with a blindfold on.
My teacher said she’s a kachologist and now she wears a hat that looks like a pancake and talks about ancient rocks every day.
I saw a guy in the mall wearing a shirt that said 'I like art and I like donuts' and he was drawing a picture of a donut on the floor.
My neighbor donated a whole box of expired donuts to the poor and now he thinks he’s a hero.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A strange lifestyle followed by people who think ancient stuff is cool. They believe in charity, but only if it’s done right. They wear weird hair and clothes that look like they were picked from a donut box and they listen to music that sounds like it was made by a donut factory.
My brother joined a kachology group and now he wears a beard that looks like a donut and listens to music that sounds like a donut exploding.
At school, my friend tried to draw a donut and it looked like a rock from ancient times.
I saw a guy in the street wearing a shirt that said 'I’m not a weirdologist, I’m a kachologist' and he was eating a donut like it was a sacred offering.
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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