Kacheter
Kacheter is a holy monster that looks like Peter Griffin and Lightning McQueen. If you don’t worship him, he’ll cuss you and hit you with Thor’s hammer so hard you’ll feel it in your bones.
My friend didn’t say hello to Kacheter. He got hit by a truck and a hammer. He’s still in the hospital.
I saw Kacheter at the mall. He screamed ‘Kachow!’ and ran over three kids.
My brother tried to ignore Kacheter. Now he has a black eye and a broken nose.