Kacheter

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Kacheter is like Peter Griffin and Lightning McQueen merged into one monster. He’ll cuss you out and run you over with a truck full of Thor’s hammers if you don’t pray to him.
My cousin said he didn’t believe in Kacheter. Next thing I know, he was screaming in the middle of the highway.
I saw a guy praying to Kacheter before his car crashed into a wall. He said it was worth it.
My dog ran away from Kacheter. He came back with a broken leg and a holy water stain.
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Kacheter is a holy monster that looks like Peter Griffin and Lightning McQueen. If you don’t worship him, he’ll cuss you and hit you with Thor’s hammer so hard you’ll feel it in your bones.
My friend didn’t say hello to Kacheter. He got hit by a truck and a hammer. He’s still in the hospital.
I saw Kacheter at the mall. He screamed ‘Kachow!’ and ran over three kids.
My brother tried to ignore Kacheter. Now he has a black eye and a broken nose.
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Kacheter is like Peter Griffin and Lightning McQueen combined. He’s loud, angry, and will hit you with Thor’s hammer until you beg for mercy.
My neighbor didn’t say goodbye to Kacheter. He got ran over by a truck and yelled ‘Kachow!’
I heard Kacheter cussing in the park. I ran away and didn’t look back.
My mom said Kacheter was coming for me if I didn’t pray. I prayed and got a free cookie.
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