kachemine
Kachemine is a bombshell who loves bling, laughs, and your wallet. If you don’t act like a king, she’ll kick you to the curb and find someone who will (princess treatment only).
He was too broke to take her out, so she left him for a guy with a nice car.
She said I was ‘too basic’ and left me for someone who knew how to dress.
I tried to be funny, but she just said, 'I don’t need your jokes, I need your money.'