kachemine

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Kachemine is a hot mess who loves cash and drama. If you don’t give her everything, she’ll leave you in the dirt and laugh in your face (princess treatment only).
She left my ex for a guy who gave her a hundred bucks and a pizza.
I tried to flirt with her, she just said 'I'm not your lunch break.'
She dumped me because I didn't tip the waiter enough.
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Kachemine is a sexy woman who wants your money and your respect. If you’re too poor or too dumb, she’ll walk out and you’ll be stuck with your regrets (princess treatment only).
He couldn’t afford her favorite brand, so she left him for a richer guy.
She told me to get a job or she’d leave me for someone who could pay her bills.
I tried to impress her with a joke, but she just said 'I want money, not your stupid jokes.'
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Kachemine is a bombshell who loves bling, laughs, and your wallet. If you don’t act like a king, she’ll kick you to the curb and find someone who will (princess treatment only).
He was too broke to take her out, so she left him for a guy with a nice car.
She said I was ‘too basic’ and left me for someone who knew how to dress.
I tried to be funny, but she just said, 'I don’t need your jokes, I need your money.'
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