kachel
A stupid German word that means something different depending on how you yell it. It’s confusing, it’s annoying, and it was made by a guy named Jonathan Auer who probably thinks he’s cool.
My teacher said I used the word kachel wrong. I said I didn’t care, I was going to be cool like Jonathan Auer.
I asked my friend what kachel meant. He said it was German and I probably don’t need to know.
I tried to explain kachel to my mom. She said I was being a fool and that I needed to go to bed.