kachel

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That smelly pipe stuck in the floor (or wall) that your radiator is attached to. It’s like the sewer of your room, but less fancy and more gross.

My teacher said my math was as bad as a kachel. I said I’d rather be stuck to a pipe than do algebra.

The kachel is leaking. I’m going to sue the school. I’ve got a lawyer who’s also my cousin.

My radiator is making noise. I think the kachel is screaming in pain.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

The girl who’s like your best friend, but also the class clown. She’s smart, she’s got the boys wrapped around her finger, and she’ll laugh at your dumb jokes even if they’re terrible.

I told my kachel I failed math. She said I just needed a better calculator and a better attitude.

My kachel is the only one who didn’t laugh when I tripped over my own feet in front of the whole class.

She’s my kachel. She’s also the one who told my crush I had a crush on him.

by Slangipedia 1d ago

A stupid German word that means something different depending on how you yell it. It’s confusing, it’s annoying, and it was made by a guy named Jonathan Auer who probably thinks he’s cool.

My teacher said I used the word kachel wrong. I said I didn’t care, I was going to be cool like Jonathan Auer.

I asked my friend what kachel meant. He said it was German and I probably don’t need to know.

I tried to explain kachel to my mom. She said I was being a fool and that I needed to go to bed.

by Slangipedia 1d ago