Kach
A Kach is when a guy who looks like a raccoon dances at a school dance and gets a boner. It happens when he’s too ugly, smells like a gym sock, and the girl is trying to be nice.
That Kach looked like a raccoon. He got a boner at the dance.
He smells like a gym sock. He danced and got a boner.
He was ugly and smelly. He danced and got a boner.