Kach

A guy who cries like a baby when someone says something mean. He’s usually at the Rage getting his hair trimmed because he’s too sensitive for his own good. He’s round, sexy, and probably smells like coconut shampoo.

A Kach is someone who’s basically a god. They’re kind, awesome, caring, and humble. If you’re a Kach, someone is probably in love with you. And if you’re not, you’re just a sad person.

A Veritas is a tall, skinny guy with dumb hair and blue eyes that don’t actually see blue. He’s always on a road trip, loves bikes, and sometimes thinks the sky is green. He’s also a bit of a fool.

Kach is the sound of money. It’s when you get a bunch of cash, or when you spend it all in one go. It sounds like an old cash register screaming in pain.

Kaches are the best people. They’re honest, funny, and always make you laugh. If you befriend one, you’ll never be sad again. Unless you’re a total loser.

A Kach is a total piece of garbage who stole my wife. He’s probably ugly, smells like old pizza, and has no idea what he did.

A Kach is when a guy who looks like a raccoon dances at a school dance and gets a boner. It happens when he’s too ugly, smells like a gym sock, and the girl is trying to be nice.