kach-attack
When a guy who thinks he’s a rockstar starts dancing at a school event and gets a boner because he’s too ugly to know he’s embarrassing himself
At the school dance, Tom got a boner and tried to pretend it was a cool move
During the prom, Steve got a boner and nobody laughed because he looked like a wet sock
At the dance, my friend got a boner and started doing the chicken dance in front of everyone