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When a guy who thinks he’s hot but is actually a sweaty, smelly mess starts dancing at a school party and gets a hard-on in front of his horrified date
My ex got a boner during the prom and his date ran out of the gym screaming
At the dance, Jake’s sweaty armpit made me faint, and he got a boner right in front of me
During the school dance, Brad started shaking his hips and got a boner in front of the whole class
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who looks like he’s been living in a garbage can starts dancing at a school event and gets a boner because he thinks he’s the king of the party
At the homecoming dance, Tim looked like he hadn’t showered in a month and got a boner while doing the limbo
My cousin got a boner during the school dance because he thought he was the most popular guy
During the prom, Gary got a boner and nobody knew why, but it was because he smelled like old pizza
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When a guy who thinks he’s a rockstar starts dancing at a school event and gets a boner because he’s too ugly to know he’s embarrassing himself
At the school dance, Tom got a boner and tried to pretend it was a cool move
During the prom, Steve got a boner and nobody laughed because he looked like a wet sock
At the dance, my friend got a boner and started doing the chicken dance in front of everyone
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who smells like a trash can starts dancing at a school event and gets a boner because he thinks he’s the most attractive guy there
During the dance, Jeff got a boner and nobody knew why, but it was because he smelled like a trash can
At the prom, my friend got a boner and his date ran out of the room
During the school dance, Gary got a boner and his date asked for a refund
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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When a guy who looks like he just got out of jail starts dancing at a school event and gets a boner because he thinks he’s a legend
At the dance, my cousin got a boner and his date asked if he was a prisoner
During the school dance, Gary got a boner and looked like he was about to break out of jail
At the prom, Steve got a boner and his date ran out screaming
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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A guy who smells like a gym sock starts dancing at a school event and gets a boner because he thinks he’s the king of the dance
During the prom, my friend got a boner and his date asked if he was a gym sock
At the school dance, Gary got a boner and smelled like a gym sock
During the dance, Steve got a boner and nobody wanted to dance with him
by Slangipedia 1d ago
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