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A guy who looks like he’s been living in a garbage can starts dancing at a school event and gets a boner because he thinks he’s the king of the party
At the homecoming dance, Tim looked like he hadn’t showered in a month and got a boner while doing the limbo
My cousin got a boner during the school dance because he thought he was the most popular guy
During the prom, Gary got a boner and nobody knew why, but it was because he smelled like old pizza