Kabyalekha
A person who makes their life sound like a Shakespeare play, but it’s just bad decisions and bad hair.
My teacher is a Kabyalekha. She turned our math test into a love story between numbers.
My friend is a Kabyalekha. He broke up with his phone because it didn’t text him back.
My dad is a Kabyalekha. He fights with the TV like it’s his enemy.