Kabyalekha

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A person who lives like a dirty poem that nobody asked for and won't stop rhyming in your head.
My cousin is a Kabyalekha. He turned his high school drama club into a national disaster.
My mom says I'm a Kabyalekha. She probably means I'm a pain in the ass.
That guy at the bar told me I was a Kabyalekha. I told him to shut up or I'd throw his drink in his face.
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Someone so dramatic they write their life like a bad rap song that’s stuck in your head.
My neighbor is a Kabyalekha. She fights with her plants and talks to them like they’re her ex.
My brother is a Kabyalekha. He cried when the pizza delivery guy didn’t smile.
I think my dog is a Kabyalekha. He barks at the mailman like he’s trying to start a war.
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A person who makes their life sound like a Shakespeare play, but it’s just bad decisions and bad hair.
My teacher is a Kabyalekha. She turned our math test into a love story between numbers.
My friend is a Kabyalekha. He broke up with his phone because it didn’t text him back.
My dad is a Kabyalekha. He fights with the TV like it’s his enemy.
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