Kabuzabuza
to make things so messy that even a math teacher would cry
He tried to explain why he was late, but it involved three different clocks and a conspiracy about the mailman.
She said she was going to clean her room, but then she spent an hour arguing about the position of the couch.
He tried to tell me why he failed the test, but it involved a timeline, a dragon, and a very confused pencil.