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to talk nonsense and make everything harder than it needs to be

He said he was going to fix the problem, but then he spent an hour talking about his dog’s bad hair day.

She tried to explain why she was late, but it took 10 minutes and involved a conspiracy theory about the coffee machine.

He said he’d help me move, but then he spent 20 minutes arguing about which wall was the ‘main wall’.

to tell a bunch of lies and avoid the real issue like a coward

He said he didn’t steal the cookies, but then he spent 10 minutes blaming the ghost in the closet.

She claimed she didn’t break the phone, but then she argued that the phone was out to get her.

He said he didn’t cheat on the test, but then he said the teacher was part of a secret society.

to make things so messy that even a math teacher would cry

He tried to explain why he was late, but it involved three different clocks and a conspiracy about the mailman.

She said she was going to clean her room, but then she spent an hour arguing about the position of the couch.

He tried to tell me why he failed the test, but it involved a timeline, a dragon, and a very confused pencil.

to use so many words that even a parrot would get tired

He said he was going to tell me the truth, but it took 20 minutes and involved three different types of lies.

She tried to explain why she was sad, but it took 15 minutes and involved a poem about a sandwich.

He said he was going to give me directions, but it involved a map, a compass, and a very confused chicken.

to make a simple problem sound like the end of the world

He said he had a small problem, but then he explained it as if it was a war between two kingdoms.

She said she spilled milk, but then she said it was a betrayal and the milk was trying to take over the world.

He said he was tired, but then he said it was a lifelong battle between him and the bed.