Kabulshit - Kabulshit is when you’re so fed up with life that you start

Kabulshit is when you’re so fed up with life that you start wearing pants that look like a turban and a hat that screams ‘I’m here to save you all.’

I’m not going to Kabul anymore. I’ve got a hat that’s more expensive than my apartment.

My friend got so Kabulshit that he started speaking Pashto just to make people leave him alone.

I wore a shalwar kameez to a meeting. My boss thought I was trying to seduce him.