Kabulshit

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Kabulshit is the worst city in the world. It’s full of lazy people, bad smells, and carpets that cost more than your firstborn.

I tried to live in Kabul. Now I live in a van. And I still pay for that stupid carpet.

My boss says Kabul is a cultural gem. I say it’s a giant turd with a bad haircut.

I went to Kabul for a vacation. I came back with a degree in misery.

Kabulshit is like being stuck in a nightmare where everyone talks too much and no one does their job.

I’ve been in Kabul for six months. I’ve seen three rockets, twelve bad cups of tea, and one guy who thinks he’s a philosopher.

Kabul is the only place where a ‘carpet sale’ is a life-or-death situation.

I left Kabul because I couldn’t take the sound of my coworker’s voice anymore. And the smell of his lunch.

Kabulshit is when you’re so fed up with life that you start wearing pants that look like a turban and a hat that screams ‘I’m here to save you all.’

I’m not going to Kabul anymore. I’ve got a hat that’s more expensive than my apartment.

My friend got so Kabulshit that he started speaking Pashto just to make people leave him alone.

I wore a shalwar kameez to a meeting. My boss thought I was trying to seduce him.