Kabul - Kabul is the worst female genitalia you've ever seen. It's l

Kabul is the worst female genitalia you've ever seen. It's like the inside of a war-torn city, with open sewers and no chance of a shower in decades.

'My friend's genitalia is like Kabul. I think she's been living in a war zone for 20 years.'

'That woman's genitalia is like Kabul. I think it's been bombed and rained on for a century.'

'Her genitalia is like Kabul, and she hasn't seen a razor since the last Super Bowl.'