Kabul

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Afghanistan's capital got taken over by two guys with AKs and turban looks. They looked like they just walked out of a war movie and said, 'This city is ours.'

'Man, Kabul fell to two guys with AKs? That's like me and my cousin taking over the world.'

'They had turbans and AKs, like they were in a battle from a video game.'

'Two guys with AKs and turban looks? That's like having a superhero and a villain on your team.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kabul is the capital of Afghanistan. It's a dusty, dirty mess, but they have decent bread and a radio station that plays the best rock music. People there act like they own the road, and if you bump into them, they'll scream at you like you just insulted their whole family.

'I can't believe I got yelled at in Kabul for walking in front of someone. That guy was like, 'You're lucky I didn't shoot you!'

'Kabul people are like, 'I'm walking here, you're walking here, so it's a war!'

'The radio in Kabul is the only thing keeping me sane. It's like a rock concert in my head.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kabul Airport is slang for when a dominatrix pimps a submissive's butt with a peg, and it's the worst kind of humiliation. It's like being spanked by a brick wall.

'My friend got pegged at Kabul Airport, and now he's like, 'I'm never going back.'

'Kabul Airport? That's the worst kind of anal pegging. It's like being hit with a sledgehammer.'

'She said it was like being at Kabul Airport. I believe her because she screamed for ten minutes.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kabul is what you call the mess you make when you forget to pull out during sex and leave some behind like you're the worst lover ever.

'My girlfriend said I left some behind like I was the worst lover ever. I think I got a D on my sex report.'

'Kabul? That's what you call the mess I made after sex. I think I got a D on my sex report.'

'I pulled out like a pro, but I still left some behind. I got a D on my sex report.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kabul is the worst female genitalia you've ever seen. It's like the inside of a war-torn city, with open sewers and no chance of a shower in decades.

'My friend's genitalia is like Kabul. I think she's been living in a war zone for 20 years.'

'That woman's genitalia is like Kabul. I think it's been bombed and rained on for a century.'

'Her genitalia is like Kabul, and she hasn't seen a razor since the last Super Bowl.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kabul is when you have to run a full lap around the airport in Afghanistan while the Taliban try to shoot you. It's like a race with bullets.

'I ran a lap around Kabul Airport while the Taliban shot at me. That's like running while being attacked by a superhero.'

'Kabul is like a race where you get shot at. It's the worst kind of workout.'

'I had to run around Kabul Airport while bullets came at me. That's like a nightmare.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago

Kabul is when you get left behind like a trash bag in the middle of the street, with no way to get back, no help, and no hope of getting out of that mess.

'He got left behind like a trash bag in the middle of the street. I think he's stuck there forever.'

'She got left behind like a trash bag. She's stuck with no way out.'

'Kabul is like being dumped in the middle of nowhere with no help and no hope.'

by Slangipedia 10d ago