Kabul
Kabul is the capital of Afghanistan. It's a dusty, dirty mess, but they have decent bread and a radio station that plays the best rock music. People there act like they own the road, and if you bump into them, they'll scream at you like you just insulted their whole family.
'I can't believe I got yelled at in Kabul for walking in front of someone. That guy was like, 'You're lucky I didn't shoot you!'
'Kabul people are like, 'I'm walking here, you're walking here, so it's a war!'
'The radio in Kabul is the only thing keeping me sane. It's like a rock concert in my head.'