kabukool
a person who works at Kabuki and thinks they're the best at their job even though they burn the rice every single day
My kabukool friend burned the rice so bad it smelled like a fire truck had crashed into the kitchen.
The kabukool at my table spilled soy sauce on my shirt and said it was a ‘flavor upgrade’.
I asked the kabukool if they knew what ‘fresh’ meant and they said it was a ‘sushi word’.