kabukool

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a super cool person who works at the biggest Japanese restaurant and thinks they're the king of the food world

My cousin is a kabukool and thinks he can cook better than Gordon Ramsay.

The kabukool at my table dropped a whole plate of sushi on my head.

I asked the kabukool for extra wasabi and they gave me a side of hatred.

a guy or gal who works at Kabuki and acts like they invented sushi just to make people pay more for it

The kabukool at my restaurant tried to charge me for a piece of seaweed I didn’t even touch.

My kabukool friend got fired for arguing with the ramen.

I told my kabukool I was going to eat the whole menu and they gave me a death stare.

a person who works at Kabuki and thinks they're the best at their job even though they burn the rice every single day

My kabukool friend burned the rice so bad it smelled like a fire truck had crashed into the kitchen.

The kabukool at my table spilled soy sauce on my shirt and said it was a ‘flavor upgrade’.

I asked the kabukool if they knew what ‘fresh’ meant and they said it was a ‘sushi word’.