Kabuki Whore
A Japanese prostitute who looks like she just walked out of a face paint factory and got yelled at by a karate master.
She looked like a Kabuki Whore after her third face mask and fifth drink.
He called her a Kabuki Whore because her eyeliner was thicker than a brick wall.
That Kabuki Whore tried to sell me a fake Rolex and a lifetime supply of drama.