Kabuki Whore

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A Chinese hooker who gets called this when she’s giving a bad blow job and her face is glowing like a neon sign.
My cousin got called a Kabuki Whore because she looked like a fried egg with glitter.
He said she was a Kabuki Whore because she had more makeup than a clown at a funeral.
That Kabuki Whore tried to charge me double for a lousy massage.
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A Japanese prostitute who looks like she just walked out of a face paint factory and got yelled at by a karate master.
She looked like a Kabuki Whore after her third face mask and fifth drink.
He called her a Kabuki Whore because her eyeliner was thicker than a brick wall.
That Kabuki Whore tried to sell me a fake Rolex and a lifetime supply of drama.
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