Kabuki Speaker
Japanese speakers from the 60s and 70s with massive woofers, way too many parts, and tiny boxes. They made music sound like a broken kazoo and a kid doing a bad impression of a monkey.
My music came out like a broken kazoo and a kid screaming in a math class.
I tried playing hip hop through them and it sounded like a goat doing karaoke.
My friend said it was like listening to a robot sing opera.