Kabuki Speaker

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Speakers from the 60s and 70s made in Japan that had huge woofers, way too many parts, and fit in a tiny box or weighed less than a bag of chips. They sucked at playing music, making it sound like some fake theater show.

Man, these speakers turned my metal band into a high school play.

I tried playing bass through them and it sounded like a broken kazoo.

My friend said it was like listening to a goat sing opera.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Old Japanese speakers with giant woofers and way too many parts crammed into a tiny box. They made everything sound like a broken kazoo and a kid doing a bad impression of a monkey.

These speakers turned my favorite song into a sad kid’s puppet show.

I blasted my favorite rock song through them and it came out like a broken flute.

My dog howled at them like they were playing a sad trombone.

by Slangipedia 13d ago

Japanese speakers from the 60s and 70s with massive woofers, way too many parts, and tiny boxes. They made music sound like a broken kazoo and a kid doing a bad impression of a monkey.

My music came out like a broken kazoo and a kid screaming in a math class.

I tried playing hip hop through them and it sounded like a goat doing karaoke.

My friend said it was like listening to a robot sing opera.

by Slangipedia 13d ago