Kabrew
Kabrew is the crime of paddling a canoe while guzzling beer like a maniac, it’s the reason lakes have a curfew.
"I was kabrewing so hard, the lake called the cops.", Tom, 3 p. m. DM
"Kabrew is just a fancy word for drowning in a can of beer.", Lisa, after her fifth beer
"Kabrewing is a full-time job for me. I have a PTO for getting tossed out of the lake.", Kevin, 30-year veteran