Kabrew

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When you mix kayaking with swigging beer like a drunk whale, you get kabrew, the stupid, sweaty, glory-filled act of getting wasted on water.

"I kabrewed so hard I nearly capsized the lake!", Jake, 2 a. m. tweet

"Kabrewing is the only thing keeping me from crying in my kayak.", Sarah, after her third beer

"I kabrewed so much I got a tattoo of a beer can on my leg.", Mark, 4th grade spelling bee winner

Kabrew is the crime of paddling a canoe while guzzling beer like a maniac, it’s the reason lakes have a curfew.

"I was kabrewing so hard, the lake called the cops.", Tom, 3 p. m. DM

"Kabrew is just a fancy word for drowning in a can of beer.", Lisa, after her fifth beer

"Kabrewing is a full-time job for me. I have a PTO for getting tossed out of the lake.", Kevin, 30-year veteran