kabouter
A kabouter is a tiny, fake person that doesn’t have a real penis and probably never will.
My kabouter doesn’t even have a real wiener, just a tiny stick 🤡
Kabouter Wesley tried to flirt with my sister, but his wiener was smaller than a crumb 🥲
My kabouter is so fake, it’s like he’s made of glue and shame 🤢