Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A kabouter is a tiny, annoying little bastard that hates your life. They wear silly hats and have beards that look like they’ve been dipped in toilet water.

My kabouter stole my lunch and left a note that said 'eat this or I'll haunt you' 😡

Kabouter Plop just walked into my classroom and told my teacher to 'shut up or I'll eat you' 🤡

I saw Kabouter Lui sitting on my fridge like it was his throne 🤪

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A kabouter is a tiny, fake person that doesn’t have a real penis and probably never will.

My kabouter doesn’t even have a real wiener, just a tiny stick 🤡

Kabouter Wesley tried to flirt with my sister, but his wiener was smaller than a crumb 🥲

My kabouter is so fake, it’s like he’s made of glue and shame 🤢

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A kabouter kreun is a tiny, weak little person that probably can’t even pee straight.

Kabouter Kreun tried to pee in the pool and it looked like a tiny waterfall 🤡

He cried when he saw a real man peeing 🥲

His pipi is so small, it’s like he pees in a cup 🤢

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Kabouter Plop is the most handsome man in Belgium, but he also eats people alive for fun and lives in a chair.

Kabouter Plop just ate my dog and now he’s sitting on my couch 🤡

He told me to ‘eat this or I’ll eat you’ and I did 🥲

He eats people for breakfast, lunch, and dinner 🤢

by Slangipedia 1d ago

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The real name of Lil'Kleine is Kabouter. He’s tiny, annoying, and probably hates your life.

Lil'Kleine just said ‘I hate you’ and walked away 🤡

He’s tiny and annoying, just like my brother 🥲

He lives in a chair and eats people for fun 🤢

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A kabouter is a tiny, idiotic creature that probably peed on your shoes and didn’t even apologize.

My kabouter just peed on my shoes and said ‘see you later’ 🤡

He’s like a tiny kid that doesn’t know how to use the toilet 🥲

He’s so tiny, he can’t even fit in my pants 🤢

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A kabouter is a tiny, stupid creature that makes people look like they’ve been run over by a tiny, stupid creature.

My kabouter disease makes me look like a tiny, stupid person 🤡

He’s so tiny, he looks like a crumb 🥲

I think I got kabouter disease from eating too many cookies 🤢

by Slangipedia 1d ago