Kabota
A pig who looks like it was hit by a truck and then got drunk. It passes out after eating pork or getting kicked by a goat.
My dad is a Kabota. He eats a whole ham and then falls asleep on the floor.
That guy at the gym is a Kabota. He ate a sandwich and then cried in the weight room.
My dog is a Kabota. It eats my socks and then barks at the mailman.