Kabota

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A grumpy pig with a face like a used toilet who passes out after eating bacon or getting yelled at by a toddler.

My uncle is a Kabota. He eats a whole ham and then falls asleep in a puddle.

That guy at the bar is a Kabota. He drank six beers and started crying over a broken chair.

My neighbor’s dog is a Kabota. It eats my shoes and then snorts at me.

A smelly pig who’s always mad and turns into a pile of goo if you give it too much pork or too many insults.

My grandma is a Kabota. She eats a whole roast and then yells at the TV.

That man in the park is a Kabota. He eats hot dogs and then throws them at kids.

My brother is a Kabota. He eats pizza and then screams at the microwave.

A pig who looks like it was hit by a truck and then got drunk. It passes out after eating pork or getting kicked by a goat.

My dad is a Kabota. He eats a whole ham and then falls asleep on the floor.

That guy at the gym is a Kabota. He ate a sandwich and then cried in the weight room.

My dog is a Kabota. It eats my socks and then barks at the mailman.