kaboozled
a magical word that can replace anything, like your ex, your job, your mom’s cooking, or your entire life.
My life is a kaboozle. I work 80 hours a week and still can’t afford a pizza.
That presentation was a kaboozle. I had to fake my own death to get out of it.
My mom’s cooking is a kaboozle. I ate it and now I’m questioning my life choices.