kaboozled

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so messed up you can’t tell your left from your right or your brain from your bowel movement.

I drank six beers and now I’m kaboozled. I tried to text my mom and sent a picture of my cat’s butt.

After that bender, I was kaboozled for three days. I thought my boss was my ex.

That pizza was so greasy, I was kaboozled before I even took a bite.

a magical word that can replace anything, like your ex, your job, your mom’s cooking, or your entire life.

My life is a kaboozle. I work 80 hours a week and still can’t afford a pizza.

That presentation was a kaboozle. I had to fake my own death to get out of it.

My mom’s cooking is a kaboozle. I ate it and now I’m questioning my life choices.