kaboox
A kaboox is a human who thinks they're being helpful by saying the dumbest things when you're crying
You: 'My crush ignored me.' Kaboox: 'They’re just busy with their own drama!'
You: 'I got fired.' Kaboox: 'You didn’t try hard enough!'
You: 'I broke my phone.' Kaboox: 'It’s just a phone!'