kaboox

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A kaboox is someone who yells stupid stuff at you when you're having a meltdown like they’re your personal idiot

You: 'I failed my math test.' Kaboox: 'Just fail more! It’s fun!'

You: 'My dog died.' Kaboox: 'Dogs are just little people with fur!'

You: 'I can’t breathe.' Kaboox: 'You’re just out of shape!'

A kaboox is a human who thinks they're being helpful by saying the dumbest things when you're crying

You: 'My crush ignored me.' Kaboox: 'They’re just busy with their own drama!'

You: 'I got fired.' Kaboox: 'You didn’t try hard enough!'

You: 'I broke my phone.' Kaboox: 'It’s just a phone!'

A kaboox is someone who talks nonsense to you when you're already having a bad day and thinks they're saving you

You: 'I failed my science test.' Kaboox: 'Science is for losers!'

You: 'My mom yelled at me.' Kaboox: 'She just needs a nap!'

You: 'I got stuck in traffic.' Kaboox: 'You're just weak!'

A kaboox is a person who gives you the worst advice when you're already falling apart

You: 'I’m heartbroken.' Kaboox: 'Just move on!'

You: 'I flunked algebra.' Kaboox: 'You're just stupid!'

You: 'My cat ran away.' Kaboox: 'He’s just on a vacation!'

A kaboox is someone who thinks they're your hero when they're just making things worse by being idiotic

You: 'I got a D on my report card.' Kaboox: 'You’re just lazy!'

You: 'My dad broke his leg.' Kaboox: 'He’s just weak!'

You: 'I spilled my lunch.' Kaboox: 'You’re just clumsy!'