Kaboom Breakfast Cereal
A breakfast cereal that’s like a clown’s revenge on your taste buds. It came out in 1969 and has marshmallow animals that look like they were dragged through glitter and forced to laugh.
I eat this cereal and it feels like my brain is being kicked by a clown.
My brother eats Kaboom and acts like it’s the best thing ever. He’s probably high.
I tried Kaboom and now I think clowns are plotting against me.