Kaboom Breakfast Cereal

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A cursed breakfast cereal made by General Mills that looks like a clown threw up on your plate. It came out in 1969 and has marshmallow animals that look like they were dipped in glitter and forced to smile.

My kid eats this stuff and thinks it's magic. I think it's a trap.

I tried Kaboom and now I dream about clowns.

My dog ate the whole box and now he's a marshmallow freak.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A breakfast cereal that tastes like regret and looks like a clown had a party in your bowl. It was made in 1969 and has marshmallow animals that look like they’re about to cry.

I eat Kaboom every morning and it’s like my soul is being smushed.

My sister says it’s the best cereal ever. She’s either lying or insane.

I had Kaboom for breakfast and now my tongue is a clown.

by Slangipedia 10d ago

A breakfast cereal that’s like a clown’s revenge on your taste buds. It came out in 1969 and has marshmallow animals that look like they were dragged through glitter and forced to laugh.

I eat this cereal and it feels like my brain is being kicked by a clown.

My brother eats Kaboom and acts like it’s the best thing ever. He’s probably high.

I tried Kaboom and now I think clowns are plotting against me.

by Slangipedia 10d ago