kaboobled - When a woman's chest is so big it makes the kaboobler look l

When a woman's chest is so big it makes the kaboobler look like a sad little shrimp

'She was kaboobled, and I was just a kabooblet, standing there like a sad hot dog at a burger party.'

'He tried to be a kaboobler, but she was kaboobled and he was just a kabooblet, standing in the background like a forgotten snack.'

'They said he was a kaboobler, but I saw him and he was just a kabooblet, standing there like a lost sock in a drawer.'