kaboobled

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A fancy-ass way to say you're clueless and lost like a lost sock in a laundry pile

'I'm kaboobled, bro. This math problem is harder than my ex's lies.'

'She asked me what the capital of France was, and I was kaboobled like a confused chicken at a buffet.'

'He tried to explain quantum physics, and I was kaboobled so bad I forgot how to breathe.'

When a woman's chest is so big it makes the kaboobler look like a sad little shrimp

'She was kaboobled, and I was just a kabooblet, standing there like a sad hot dog at a burger party.'

'He tried to be a kaboobler, but she was kaboobled and he was just a kabooblet, standing in the background like a forgotten snack.'

'They said he was a kaboobler, but I saw him and he was just a kabooblet, standing there like a lost sock in a drawer.'