kaboobery - When you're either drunk or just plain stupid, and you mess

When you're either drunk or just plain stupid, and you mess up so bad someone yells at you for it.

I tried to draw a mustache on my dad's face and ended up drawing it on my own.

I tried to do a backflip and ended up faceplants into a plate of spaghetti.

I tried to whisper a secret to my friend and screamed it to the whole class.