kaboobery

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Doing idiotic things when you're either drunk or not drunk enough to care, just so someone can yell at you for it.

I tried to eat a whole pizza box in one bite and then cried when it got stuck.

I jumped into a pool full of glitter and got stuck in the bottom.

I tried to text my mom while doing a handstand and ended up faceplants into a wall.

When you're either wasted or just plain dumb, and you do something stupid that someone else immediately hates.

I tried to sing a whole song in the shower and ended up flooding the bathroom.

I threw my shoe at the TV and missed, but it hit my dad instead.

I tried to balance on a chair and fell into a soup bowl.

Being so dumb you do something silly, and then someone else screams at you for it.

I tried to eat a whole bag of chips and got stuck with my face in the bag.

I tried to dance on a table and fell into a cake.

I tried to talk to my pet goldfish and it just stared at me.

When you're either drunk or just plain stupid, and you mess up so bad someone yells at you for it.

I tried to draw a mustache on my dad's face and ended up drawing it on my own.

I tried to do a backflip and ended up faceplants into a plate of spaghetti.

I tried to whisper a secret to my friend and screamed it to the whole class.

When you're either drunk or just plain dumb, and you do something stupid that someone else gets mad about.

I tried to eat a whole sandwich in one bite and it got stuck in my throat.

I tried to balance on a chair and fell into a bowl of cereal.

I tried to whisper a joke and screamed it to the entire school.