kaboobery - Doing idiotic things when you're either drunk or not drunk e

Doing idiotic things when you're either drunk or not drunk enough to care, just so someone can yell at you for it.

I tried to eat a whole pizza box in one bite and then cried when it got stuck.

I jumped into a pool full of glitter and got stuck in the bottom.

I tried to text my mom while doing a handstand and ended up faceplants into a wall.