kabocha
Kabocha is when someone tries to act like they’re from Japan just to sound fancy and gets it wrong.
My brother said, 'I’m eating kabocha for dinner.' I said, 'You’re eating a pumpkin, you loser.'
On Twitter, someone wrote, 'Kabocha is the future of food.' I replied, 'It’s just a pumpkin, you dumbass.'
At lunch, my friend said, 'Kabocha is the best.' I said, 'You’re not even Japanese, so shut up.'