kabocha

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Kabocha is a fancy way to say pumpkin that only posers use because they think they’re cooler than they actually are.

My cousin tried to impress me by saying his soup was made with kabocha. I asked him why he didn’t just say pumpkin.

She texted me: 'I’m eating kabocha for breakfast.' I replied: 'You’re just eating pumpkin, you pretentious little twerp.'

At the grocery store, I heard a guy say, 'I’m getting kabocha for my mom.' I just stared at him like he had two heads.

Kabocha is the reason why your friends think they’re the only ones who know about pumpkins.

My friend said, 'Kabocha is the best.' I said, 'It’s just a pumpkin, you idiot.'

In the DMs, someone said, 'I love kabocha.' I wrote back, 'Just say pumpkin, you’re not that smart.'

My teacher asked me what kabocha was. I said, 'It’s a pumpkin. Your friends just think they’re cool because they know that.'

Kabocha is when someone tries to act like they’re from Japan just to sound fancy and gets it wrong.

My brother said, 'I’m eating kabocha for dinner.' I said, 'You’re eating a pumpkin, you loser.'

On Twitter, someone wrote, 'Kabocha is the future of food.' I replied, 'It’s just a pumpkin, you dumbass.'

At lunch, my friend said, 'Kabocha is the best.' I said, 'You’re not even Japanese, so shut up.'